I Just Wanna “B”

If there’s one ritual I find most therapeutic, I would say that it’s grabbing a few magazines at my nearest Border’s bookstore and tucking myself away in a little corner as I quietly read undisturbed for a couple of hours before picking one or two that I would then purchase.

That’s the thing I love about many of the merchants (also known as BMerchants ) that are participating in the BCard loyalty program . Starbucks, Borders, and the other F&B, service and travel and holiday merchants – most of them give you that feeling of “do what you like”, which gives me that feeling of a home away from home.

It is little wonder that, despite there being bigger and some might say “better” bookstores around, I always return to the same Borders that makes me feel at home. My loyalty is born of the culture they have nurtured in their business. Already having a few BMerchants as an existing part of my lifestyle, it’s a real no-brainer for me to get myself a free BCard to gain further benefit from my regular routine living.

Krispy Kreme - one of the merchants in the growing list of BMerchants

In essence, I present my BCard alongside my regular purchase, which entitles me to points; which I then use to redeem cash rebates or vouchers at the same merchants (which means I have a choice of redeeming products and services that I’m already happy with, instead of useless and irrelevant “premiums” like torchlights and umbrellas).

Though I know of so many people that love to camp in a Starbucks (one of the 47 BMerchants currently participating in the BCard program) , I much rather curl up in a quiet corner of my nearest Borders bookstore and just “B” alone with my magazines.

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How To “Make” Crispy Pork Skin Crackers (Roast Pork @ Aunt Ann’s Roast Pork)

Roast pork shoulder

Ever picked on a piece of crispy pork skin and wish you could just go out and buy bags full of the stuff? Well, there is hope for all you crispy pork skin lovers out there.  Just follow these simple steps:

  1. Organize a Chinese New Year dinner to be schedules at least three days later.
  2. Invite friends and family.
  3. Go to Aunt Ann’s Roast Pork Facebook page or call Aunt Ann at 016-3313007 and place an order for her home-made roast pork at RM160 for an entire roast pork shoulder (which weighs at least 2kg).  If the crowd is big, consider roast lamb (at RM250, weighing at least 2kg) or some roast turkey (at RM350 for a whole 6kg bird). Be sure to order at least three days in advance, because good meat needs to be sourced fresh and prepared fresh.

    Roast lamb

  4. Make payment as instructed and collect the roast meats at the agreed time at Vista Kiara (Mont Kiara).
  5. Bring the meat home and give all your attention to the roast pork.
  6. Remove the ultra crispy  pork skin from the otherwise lean shoulder meat. Enlist help if necessary, but make sure the helpers don’t eat the skin. It’s yours.
  7. Once all skin is removed (it falls of easily), bag it for your own consumption.
  8. Serve lean shoulder meat and nobody would suspect anything amiss because the lean meat is flavourful and aromatic despite the missing skin.
  9. You win. Enjoy your pork skin crackers with bursting fatty juices in every bite at your own leisure when nobody is watching. Consider signing up at the local gym if this becomes a habit.

Disclaimer: May cause instant addiction and other health implications.

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My Thing Is Peanut Butter (Desserts @ Gecko Gastrobar)

I have a friend who has a habit of asking every new acquaintance she meets, “What’s your thing?” I would have to say, my thing is food. But perhaps, having known her long enough that “food” would be too predictable an answer; I would probably say, my thing is peanut butter.

Yes, peanut butter. That dense, rich texture that’s both sticky and smooth at the same time; that lingering taste at the roof of the mouth that is reminiscent of its complex flavours; that intensity that borders on both sweet and savoury depending on its mood and setting.

Peanut butter snow pie

It is that near-obsession for peanut butter which makes dive into Gecko Gastrobar’s peanut butter snow pie with outright recklessness. The predictable vanilla ice cream and sweetened condensed milk steal no attention from the peanut butter crumble base that’s made in-house with Gecko’s own recipe. I can only aptly describe the flavour and texture as exactly like Reese’s peanut butter cups (if you’ve never tried any before, you don’t know what you’re missing) except less greasy. Decadent doesn’t even begin to describe this dessert.

Guinness ice cream

McCallan 12-year single malt whiskey ice cream

For evenings when a sugar overload just won’t cut it, alcoholic ice cream does carry a certain charm. Made in-house, the Guinness and the McCallan 12-year single malt whiskey incarnations of ice cream each delivers a duo of sins in a single serving. The Guinness ice cream is as refreshing and roasty as the original drink itself, with that same slight bitter aftertaste that’s contra-intuitively delightful. It’s texture is befittingly like a sorbet, yet somehow it’s subtle complexity doesn’t seem at all out of place.

The rich smoothness that one would expect from a fine single malt such as the McCallan renders well in the ice cream version of this whiskey. While it’s colours are masked deceivingly well in this form, its flavours are not as bashful.

Alcohol rarely fails to delight, especially when sugar join in the fun; but for me… perhaps only me… my thing will always be peanut butter.

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Dining Near Erotica (Nerotica @ The Somerset, Lorong Ceylon, KL)

Stumbling upon a restaurant tucked in a cosy little corner at The Somerset along Lorong Ceylon (in the vicinity of Changkat Bukit Bintang), one might agree that Neroteca ‘s sexy ambience is true to its near-homophonic translation – “near erotica”. It’s sexy interior is but a glimpse of the sensual servings that they have to offer. Whether we would like to admit it or not, there’s something particularly sexy about raw meats.

Nerotica’s Meatilicious January offerings serves up a healthy amount of sexiness in their 7-course wine-paired menu.

The first part of the prelude to the entrees,  a platter of pork cold cuts including two types of prosciutto tempt the tongue. Prosciutto is a really beautiful, beautiful meat. Uncooked legs of ham, salted and pressed, and then dried in a cold and damp environment, and then aged for up to two years; prosciutto is heralded by some of the most enthusiastic of pork lovers. Smooth to the tongue yet pleasantly resistant to tearing, the salty and primitive pork flavors are almost contradictory with a contrast of mild and intense; even those who are generally averse to raw meat (like myself) would find it perhaps more enjoyable than cooked cold cuts.

The sensuality of the menu doesn’t stop there. The second prelude to the entrees is another raw dish, this time in the form of steak tartare. Essentially finely-chopped raw Angus beef sirloin, anchovies,  and plenty of different herbs and spices, it can be quite an intimidating starter… at first. When I was a child, I didn’t know better and thought kissing was disgusting and I could never like it. Now, well… let’s say I’ve had a little change of heart; and it was the same with the steak tartare. Once I popped on into my mouth, I wouldn’t say it didn’t resemble a very sexy kiss.

With Neroteca’s Meatilicious January menu, the sensuality of uncooked meats may stop at the starters, but its erotic appeal is carried across by a selection of wines that are paired with each of the seven courses. A rustic, home-style Italian meal must always be accompanied by the fluid that causes one to flirt and speak in suggestive tones.

Throughout the seven-course experience (at RM198+) , one would get to savor the entrees of pappardelle pasta with wild boar ragout and stozzapretti pasta with rare salami; and main courses of porchetta, sirlion tagliata, and grilled lamb rack. A 7-course meal to please any carnivore with a taste for various meats in various forms; and enough wine heighten the flavors and arouse the senses.

No wonder it is commonly said that Italians are sexy.

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The Perfect Cut with Chef Adrian Richardson

I’ve always been inquisitive, even since a very young age. I’d get in my mum’s way in the kitchen while I try to peek into the frying pan and pry some of her kitchen secrets. It is a shame that the little chef in me always got dismissed from her hectic kitchen.

A quarter of a century later, my inquisitiveness hasn’t muted, and I’m still fascinated by the alchemical wonders that take place in the kitchen. While many of us would like to think our own mothers to be among the best cooks in the world, I’ve given in to a different reality.

It was as if a dream that I had awaken into chef Adrian Richardson’s kitchen. It was surreal; partially because the head chef of La Luna (only one of Melbourne’s best Mediterranean bistros) was about to prepare a meal for me; and partially because for once, I wasn’t being chased out of the kitchen.

"When it comes to olive oil, we could all use an extra virgin."

Being a regular face on television, and with his multi-ethnic background, one would expect chef Adrian Richardson to conjure up fancy, almost intimidating meals; but quite contrary. The good chef is extremely proud of his heritage and his Australian meat , while humble in his cooking style.

The good chef begins his demonstration not by trying too hard to impress; he instead tosses up a familiar dish which requires no fancy skills or ingredients. Sauteed squid with spinach – a testament that great meals can come from simply heating up a wok, tossing in a few simple ingredients, and not overthinking things.

While great meal can be accomplished with simple cooking, that does not mean that one should be stripped of the joy of indulging in the intricate. Chef Adrian Richardson’s lamb and spinach filo pie with labne is a complex delivery of flavors and textures, delivered in perfection through his experience and skill. The savory aroma of lamb imbued with herbs and spices, the puffy light filo pastry, and the bed of strained yoghurt presented a spectrum of flavors and textures onto a single platter. From savory to sour, fluffy to creamy, subtle to aromatic, chef Adrian Richardson’s pie delivers a multitude of sensations in a single puffy package.

It’s a crying shame that most of the sausages I’ve eaten in my life come frozen in packets of ten and has more mystery fillers than actual meat. Chef Adrian Richardson completely inverted my initial experience of sausage with my most recent, which he served up freshly made. It had never occurred to me that one can actually make their own sausages at home. Chef Adrian Richardson proclaims that it’s a beautiful thing to kill an animal, grind it up, and stuff it into its own intestine linings. Though the whole idea borders on gruesome, I’d like to think it actually dignifies the animal’s death when you make full use of it; and the good chef would agree. Whatever your sentiments are on the matter, you’d soon forget once you’ve had a taste of the Merguez sausage. Aromatic and piquantly savory, the exciting flavors settle smoothly into the little bed of aoili (which is essentially mashed potatoes with added egg yolks). While couscous is traditionally eaten in North Africa with Merguez sausages, chef Adrian Richardson’s rendition of tabbouleh which adopts couscous as its main ingredient alongside chopped parsley, onions, tomatoes, mint leaves, lemon juice and olive oil makes for a great salad for added dimension of both texture and flavor.

"You can't go wrong with a really good piece of Australian beef."

I would liken a chef to a trapezist, and a steak to a trapeze – the sauce is just a safety net. If a chef is very sure about his steak, he would surely at least consider serving it without any sauce. While some might say it’s best to be safe, I stand by the idea that it is better to amaze and impress by defying prudence. While it may be true that a decent steak tastes better with a sauce done well, a great steak is robbed of its most defining characteristics when served with any condiment but its own juices. While there is and always will be opposing schools of thought on the matter, it goes without question that chef Adrian Richardson serves very good steak, made from the finest Australian tenderloin.

Chef Adrian Richardson serves up the perfect cut.

Chef Adrian Richardson demonstrates that cooking a good steak isn’t rocket science and doesn’t require any fancy methods or lavish ingredients, and I’m left wondering why I’ve never in my whole life (being the meat-lover that I am) never tasted steak quite like what the good chef has served. Lean – my favourite cut – yet almost defiantly tender and offers almost no resistance against my steak knife. Chunky, meaty texture, without too much of a chew, the tenderloin collapses between the grinding of my teeth, oozing out pleasantly startling flavors that I never knew could come from a simple slab of lean meat that had been seasoned with nothing more than salt, pepper, and extra virgin olive oil. I now fear that every future steak experience will be forced to live up to such astronomically high standards or fall into disappointment.

While it is virtually a once in a lifetime experience to be served food that is worthy to be dubbed a testament of a celebrity chef’s best offerings, I am only slightly disappointed that I will probably never be served a meal by chef Adrian Richardson ever again. Through his perfectionism encapsulated in a vessel of practicality, I believe I can replicate this experience in my own kitchen. All I need to do is ensure that I don’t cut corners in my choice of ingredients and preparation. Some day (soon?), I will do it; and as surely as this eventuality will come, I will also be able to be continually inspired and enriched by chef Adrian Richardson’s offerings through his television show Good Chef, Bad Chef on the Asian Food Channel (Astro channel 703).

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